Joke of the Day

The first ladies of Russia and France were having a meeting with Lady Hilary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse. The first lady from Russia says, "It is like an army officer – you do not know where he will attack from – front or back...” The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium – once the act is performed, it drops down..." Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumor... it moves from one mouth to another..."
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