July 17th, 2007

A Monkey Advocate Lands Behind Bars

 Help us save Van Roosmalen 

Marc Van Roosmalen is a world-renowned primatologist and environmentalist who discovered five new species of monkey in the Brazilian Amazon. He was named a Hero for the Planet in the pages of TIME in 2000 for his rain forest conservation efforts. Last month the esteemed researcher celebrated his 60th birthday — in jail.

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Top 5 Positions for Car Sex

Car Sex in the 21st Century

Want to be a Real Bad Boy? Take These Sex Positions for a Test Drive!

Dashboard Confession:
This car sex position is kickass if you have bucket seats! The dashboard confession looks just like that…a confession. You (him) are sitting upright in the passenger seat and your girl is sitting on your lap and posed in a forward position with her hand on the alter….uh I mean dashboard.

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Joke of the Day!

A sailor and a priest...

A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don't use that kind of language or god will punish you." 

The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath he said, "I fuckin missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don't use that language or god will punish you!" 

The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn't help mutter, "Oh fuck!" The priest said, "That's it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed".

Kemo D. (a.k.a. no.7)

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