August 24th, 2007

Another Mystery for Humans

Huge Hole Found in the Universe...

The universe has a huge hole in it that dwarfs anything else of its kind. The discovery caught astronomers by surprise. The hole is nearly a billion light-years across. It is not a black hole, which is a small sphere of densely packed matter. Rather, this one is mostly devoid of stars, gas and other normal matter, and it's also strangely empty of the mysterious "dark matter" that permeates the cosmos. Other space voids have been found before, but nothing on this scale. Astronomers don't know why the hole is there.

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New Elements

A New Addition to the Periodic Table of Elements:

Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!

Kemo D. (a.k.a. no.7)

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Crop Circles

One of the most hotly debated unexplained phenomena of modern times is the strange appearance of crop circles in fields all over the world, but especially in some areas of southern England. There are a vast variety of different crop circles, some of them are very simple in design, while others are highly intricate. Some are claimed to have appeared over very short spaces of time.

It is commonly thought that groups of people are responsible for creating the Circles. Other theories range from miniature whirlwinds manifesting in fields to somewhat more otherwordly explanations.

Kemo D. (a.k.a. no.7)

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