September 14th, 2007

Practice Safe Fax

 

Q: Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A: Although married people fax often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.

 

Q: How do I go about faxing a complete stranger?
A: Just ask them if they want to fax. If they do, they will give you their phone number.

 

Q: There is a place on our street where you can go and pay to fax. Is this legal?
A: Yes, many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay a "professional" when their needs become too great.

 

Q: Should a cover always be used for faxing?
A: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should always be used.

 

Q: I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up?
A: Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but so long as you use a cover with each one you won't transmit anything you're not supposed to.

Kemo D. (a.k.a. no.7)

WTF?



New perfume add for Tom Fords Perfume.

I like this add but (like most of them) it has nothing to do with the reality.


Kemo D. (a.k.a. no.7)




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Earth's Future

The End Of An Era...

Astronomers have spotted a planet that has survived the massive ballooning of its parent star, providing the first "optimistic" evidence for the long-term survival of Earth.


The parent star, V 391 Pegasi, belongs to a rare class of red giant stars known as B-type subdwarfs that have prematurely expelled their outer shells of hydrogen. At one point, V 391 Pegasi was a star much like our own sun. As it evolved and grew old, its core ran out of hydrogen fuel. The star's core contracted and began burning helium instead, while its outer shell expanded by a factor of about 100.  

Scientists think our sun will undergo the same expansion when it runs out of hydrogen fuel in about 5 billion years...

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Lasting Images

INVASION...



An event that's very common through out the universe - the arrival of intelligent alien visitors. As the native looks ahead at the alien ships emerging from the horizon, he may be wondering whether life as he knows it is about to end.

Kemo D. (a.k.a. no.7)
Space art by Dawid Michalczyk

Quote of the Day

 

"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."

Clint Eastwood



Flying Cars



When most people think of flying cars, they think of the Jetsons TV show, and speculate that, maybe one day in the far-off future, people may drive flying cars. You might be surprised to know that flying cars have been in development since the 1930s--even before the Jetsons. 

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