A Happy Couple!

Once Upon a Time...



Demi's
oldest daughter Rumer gets married and a few days later Demi goes to visit. When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see Rumer open it naked. "What are you doing?" Demi asks. "Mom, it's my LOVE dress!! Don't you like it?" I'll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over" replies Demi.

When demi goes back, she is shocked when once again her daughter is naked. "Now what are you doing?" "Mom, it's my LOVE dress. It keeps the marriage spicy!"

Later that night Demi decides to try it for herself. When Ashton comes home, he gives the same reaction: "Honey, what are you doing?" Demi gives him the same answer that Rumer gave her, "It's my LOVE dress! What do you think of it?" Ashton thinks long and hard and says, "I think you should have ironed it!"

Kemo D. (a.k.a. no.7)
p.s.: sorry demi.. that was just a joke. I still think that you're a sexy momma!

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