Joke of the Day

Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife, 
"Can you give me one last wish?" 
She says, "Anything you want." He says, "After I die, will you marry Larry?" She says, "But I thought you hated Larry." 
With his last breath, he says, "I do."

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